Condom

Delete us the fetus

Condom means baby go bye bye

by Obsidian knight June 27, 2022

Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.

"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"

by MVPMike April 25, 2019

Condome

To disallow or prevent, also when you mean to write the word, ‘condone’.

We do not condome underage drinking.

by Jackster404 March 3, 2023

National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

by ImDownBad August 18, 2022

floridian condom

A knapsack filled with crushed sea shells and salt water used for vaginal intercourse. Often available in three sizes: small, extra small, and ocean magnum for those who are only visiting Florida and actually have large penises.

Your not doing it right if you don't have to put on a floridian condom.

by Kabby6969 February 20, 2012

Jungle condom

Fail safe protection used to penetrate orifices of individuals likely to be riddled with disease.

Dude, you better put on a fucking jungle condom before you fuck that...that whore has so many diseases her cooch has alphabet soup in it.

by Stitches June 1, 2015

Condom-mint

Similar too an Andy's mint. A comdom-mint is a used condom left on top of, under neath or inside of a pillow sheath.

I arrived late and tired to a late chick in at my hotel. I passed out immediately, In the morning my face was stuck to the pillow. I had been tagged by a condom-mint?

by El pillow bandit! May 29, 2021