coin condom

The wrapping around rolls of coins.

We need coin condoms to drop these quarters off at the bank.

by Dapak September 4, 2022

Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.

My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.

by donga don September 11, 2022

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

The condom biting thing

When a person or character opens a condom with their teeth while looking into their partners eyes. Its hot.

'A dominant person/character looking through their eyebrows, making eye contact with their lover as they bite the corner of the condom wrapping and rips it open with their teeth.' This is the condom biting thing. Again. Its hot.

by Weeb22 April 24, 2022

Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.

I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me

by Nexus the memer May 9, 2022

Condoms

Tight/ sick/ someone did or said something radically.

*mike finger flips tech deck Evan: yo that was condoms!

by Antipeople68 November 12, 2022

Marshmallow Condom Syndrome

When a man nuts in a condom without knowing that he already nutted.

Vantron only lasted 20 seconds before he realized that he had Marshmallow Condom Syndrome!

by Wanklet November 22, 2022