Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!
by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017
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I had a wank in church.
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Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
I had a wank in church.
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Yeah, the priest wasn't too happy but he saw a choir boy and did the same.
by Baconwound August 9, 2022
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If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
If there are multiple churches nearby then its an obssesion of the priest to brainwash you especially if you are an atheist,someone who dont believes in god
by nebba June 27, 2018
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Get the Churching mug.a paradigm of Bible translation focused on the establishing and strengthening of the church using a translation process that is led by leaders of the church and done by Christians 'believers' translating into their own language, as an integral part of their theological and spiritual formation.
Church-Centric Bible Translation (CCBT) integrates Bible translation into the training of leaders in the church as part of their study of the Scriptures while planting new churches in the process.
by jag3773 July 14, 2023
Get the Church-Centric Bible Translation mug.Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness
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