Crusty croissant

When a man soaks his glaze off the woman's face with a loaf of bread that he uses in a sand which he eats

Damn I'm really in the mood for a crusty croissant

by Fye boy tre daddy March 8, 2017

crusty rat

Crusty rat means austin

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢

by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017

christy bottomley

Really sweet girl. Can be a little bit crazy at times but always down to be your best bud. Oh yeah she's SMOKIN!!! BIG ol tittttties and a rockin figure! likes long walks on the beach and drinking mimosas in the am. Gets trashed only on special occasions but you best believe she blacks when the time comes! (beware)

wow what a hot smart amazing sweet charming intelligent woman. that must be christy bottomley.

by floozie6969 March 20, 2017

Crusty

Someone who is angry and not pleasant to be around

"Hey did you get those concert tickets"

"Fuck off you stupid useless anus burger "
"Wow you don't need to crusty"

by Your local emo April 1, 2017

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

crusty brick

when you ejaculate and don't clean it up and your penis turns crusty

"damn i forgot to clean up my cum and now i have some crusty brick

by LeafyisBeefy7 May 29, 2017

Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017