Christian Abriel

The guy that everybody knows. A hot sexy beast, whose funny and caring. Who walks around like that “nigga”.

Man, that Christian Abriel is something else.

by 0Envy March 30, 2019

political christianity

Similar to (political correctness). When someone claims to be a follower of Jesus Christ but worries more about offending others than offending Jesus.

She practices political Christianity religiously but that won't get her into heaven

by ThaNana December 9, 2018

Christian Zaleski

When a guy has the best hair, best teeth and smile, is charming, outgoing, and hilarious.

Dude, did you see that guy just then?

He’s a real Christian Zaleski

by The randy reed December 25, 2022

Christian Gabriel

A person who is tired of recieving religion related results when he tries to search the meaning of his name. Christian Gabriel is a sarcastic realist. When it comes to pissing people of Christian Gabriel is the best. Christian Gabriel is lazy and calm as fuck and doesn't give a shit about anything sometimes he can also be retarded and finds stupid things fun and trying them out as a result he always get in sorts of trouble. Christian Gabriel is a type of person who doesn't care about falling in love.

Person: You know Christian Gabriel ?

Person 2: The person who doesn't give a fuck about his life ? Yes

by [ ? ] May 6, 2019

Christian Hours

Businesses who close early on weekdays and are closed Sundays. So they can go home and pray, maybe.

Oh! I was going to get my hair done this weekend, but I was busy Saturday, and my salon keeps Christian Hours, so I couldn't Sunday either.

by happee01 May 24, 2010

Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

Christian-G

A person who readily enjoys homosexual experiences but won't accept his homosexuality.

Mark: Yo christian, you enjoy that texan piledriver last night?
Christian: What are you talking about. I have no clue what you're talking about.
Mark: You're such a Christian-G. Stop rejecting your feelings for me.

by THEREALG69 April 1, 2015