Children

Things that suck you of life, and sponge up all your money.

Children, and why you shouldn't have them:

Lisa: Hey!, are you going to Chris's get together party this weekend?

Amy: No, sorry, i have to take care of the kids.

Lisa: Ok. Wanna do down to the pub and buy a few drinks/cocktails?

Amy: I would have loved to, but i had to buy the kids new clothes, groceries, and pay the Daycare fees and School tuitions.

Lisa: Oh...

by Erik/Raoul April 9, 2010

children of the corn

CoC for short. What could have been potentially ''the best rap group of all time''. Harlem based consisting of friends Killa Cam, Ma$e, Bloodshed, McGruff and the founder Big-L. Recorded there material in the early 90's. You would own one of there cds if bloodshed and big-l didn't die.

''have you got the children of the corn mixtape''
''no''
''well go get it or at least download it''

by dave 1 January 9, 2006

child time

child time is the term invented by Fabiano Agosti which describes the time when a child needs to go to sleep!!!

It's Child Time, go to sleep...

by rickyrockyrooo November 5, 2010

child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.

"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick

by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016

Children

(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)

Jared likes his Children small and helpless.

by Idiot801 November 11, 2016

emo child

Someone who thinks their emo but, in truth, is a complete wannabe emo poser. Always wears jeans and black shirts and listens to bands that aren't actually emo such as Green Day. Calls everybody else posers and tells people to "leave emo to the emo kids". Hangs out with people from other towns because no one in her own likes them and is only in 8th grade. Knows all the words to songs such as Jesse McCartney's "Beautiful Soul" and Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone".

That emo child was going on about how she was the only emo kid in the whole school when there really are none.

by Candy March 28, 2005

child

A term of endearment used by blacks who speak Ebonics or Blackanese.

Child, your hair be looking good like that.

by Kid Billy January 31, 2004