carebear 

Any individual in a Massively Multiplayer Online environment that touts ones own playstyle above all others, at the cost of others.

The common Carebear, being someone who despises being interrupted by PKers in a PvP environment or is generally pacifist.

And the just as common Carebear, being someone who despises any limitation on being a PK.

Ie: Anyone can be a Carebear provided they have a limited enough scope to only see their own playstyle as the viable standard.

carebear by Lysandor December 28, 2005

Take care 

Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation”

Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care

Take care by dill03 July 13, 2020

Care package whore 

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.

person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that

Care package whore by codbosucks January 13, 2011

care police 

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.
Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."

...............___@@@__
......_____//____?____\______
----o--------CARE-POLICE----@) NEE NOR NEE NOR
-----`--(@)=====+====(@)-

care police by Tai Nguyen February 16, 2005

Cakey 

Not difficult or complicated; A piece of cake.

The test was today was so cakey, I didn't study and I still knew all the answers.

Cakey by Shawn O. May 25, 2007

I could care less 

A sarcastic phrase meaning "as if I could care less about this."

Stupid people often complain about this phrase, insisting that "I couldn't care less" should be used instead. This is because they fail to realize that "I could care less" is an appropriate and historically popular idiom that dates back to the 1960s.

The very same morons will probably tell you, "But if you could care less, that means you actually cared about it at least a little bit in the first place." That is because the sarcasm is lost on them. Should you hear this, just smile and enjoy knowing that you are speaking to someone of low intelligence.

Pete: "Did you hear? Jenny got AIDS!"

Reggie: "I could care less, man."

Pete: "Haha, you mean 'I couldn't care less.'"

Reggie: "No I don't. You're retarded."

I could care less by derrickwayne June 9, 2011

career paralegal 

For retards that couldnt get into law school, or are too lazy to be lawyers

James chose to resign as a lawyer, instead to become a career paralegal

career paralegal by Big Ros August 2, 2008