christian call

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :).

Christian Call : I’m not famous:(
Me: you’re famous omfg

by CL54067218873 March 10, 2018

Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.

Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!

by MoreDumbStuff August 20, 2017

call the orphanage

to call the orphanage and tell them to take someone away. this person can be anywhere between the ages of fetus-rotting corpse. RAWR XP

if you shit yourself one more time i'm gonna call the orphanage

by sexybeastbbq February 14, 2020

kitten call

A cat call without the lewd.

More along the lines of "pretty smile!" or "nice dress!"
But is is often called out with the typical whistle :)

*whistle* nice eyes, baby (example of a kitten call)
*whistle* damn, you have beautiful hair (example of a kitten call)

by Queenstarlight March 8, 2018

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

local call

to urinate

"I'll only be a minute, it's just a local call".

Similar, "I'll be right back, gotta make a long distance call". (Poop)

by Doctah Jeff January 17, 2014