Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.

Yeah I kind of stone called you.

by bb+af November 22, 2011

London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name

London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Pi Call

When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.

What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?

by Fasters March 23, 2023

Booty Call

A relationship in which one or both parties are seeking a no strings attached arrangement of physical affection. Often sexual in nature.

Said arrangement ceases to exist after mutual purchases for the living space are made or mail from one party is received at the other parties abode (even if this change in USPS delivery is incited due to crackhead room mates stealing packages).

Mikhael and Guinevere would often meet for a booty call in the dark of night for a quick release, until Mikhael started receiving mail at Guinevere's and moved his favorite recliner into the den.

by JahSeeuS December 6, 2022