bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bombay Bum

Typical Indian dude that is loud, drinks too much, speaks with Britney too often. and thinks he can play ball.

Man, look at the Bombay bums acting a fool again!

by Bamboobill August 7, 2016

Babe's Bum

Female version of the British "Builder's Bum", when a beautiful woman in hipsters crouches forward, accidently/deliberately showing her anal cleft. Similar to "Whale Tail", but irrespective of wearing a thong or g-string.

Look at that Babe's Bum.

by Pete Procastinator June 23, 2008

Bum-soot

bum-soot The fine particles of fecal residue generated by excessive farting or crevace sweat.

I farted so much I left bum-soot in my jockeys!

by Simpsonatti June 9, 2019

Bum quake

To let off a big fart or to break silence with a fart.
"who just did that fart?"

"who just did that fart?"
"that was me, I prefer the term bum quake or anal quake"

by Rrraaapp February 10, 2010

head bum

Lisa Buggets

Daymmm Lisa..why be such a head bum for? I HATE YOU! Go work out those thunder thighs of yours..

by chesto dan dan November 22, 2011

bum hater

>verb feel intense dislike for or a strong aversion towards the homeless. >noun 1 intense dislike; strong aversion towards hobos. 2 informal a disliked person or thing that uses exhaust pipes as load bearing walls. 3 before a noun denoting hostile actions motivated by intense dislike or prejudice due to poor hygene: a hate campaign against the bums in the woods.
-DERIVATIVES hatable (also hateable) >adjective hater >noun.
-ORIGIN Old English.

A Typical bum hater would say....
"Shut the F*&% up You Dirty Bum!"
"look at that bum, why doesnt he just get a job!"
"Ew, whats that smell!? Oh god It's that dirty bum"

by Jared V. July 23, 2005