BlessedSeal

The youtuber who got popular on YouTube on September and who does r5reloaded for fun. Good seal and also very smart.

BlessedSeal is stupid, also ignore what BlessedSeal says

by Blessedseal December 19, 2021

blessid

basically it's a way of saying "what is that" and it is said like {BLE(h)-SIDD}

blessid what's that about?!?!?!?

by omgn March 13, 2008

Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.

1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.

by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012

Blues Brother

Nigger with a jazz trumpet

"Yo, look over there, a fucking blues brother man"

by gondority October 13, 2006

Bless The Mic

A euphemism used to describe falletio (sp).

Guy: Why don't you hook me up and bless the mic?
Girl: Sure (slurp, slurp)

by Moses Djoser October 3, 2011

Blessing the bottle

Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.

We must all make it home bless the bottle.

The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.

Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .

by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022

Student Blues

A condition experienced by High School and College Students near the end of the year in May, characterized by lack of motivation in coursework and dozing off on all responsibilities in anticipation for summer.

Parents: Young man, we are extremely dissapointed about your grades right now. Until you raise them higher, you are grounded: No computer or TV and No hanging out with friends. We've spent so much time into expecting you to succeed, and WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU FUCK IT UP!

Me: Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I'm not perfect: I'm just experiencing the Student Blues right now

by partyrockstar222 May 16, 2016