Boner Control

When a male develops an erection at an inconvenient time, most of the time while in public,and he has the will power or "control" to get rid of the erection or "boner"

As Jim was sitting in class about to give his english report he suddenly sprang a boner out of no where. Luckily for Jim he had develped boner control over the past summer and got rid of his boner with only a few seconds until he had to stand up in class and do his report.Once again boner control saved the day.

by Johnny Cockex November 26, 2007

Marco Boner

When a blind man pops a chub

"I found it awkward at the Stevie Wonder concert when he covered TLC's smash hit "No Scrubs" while sporting a Marco Boner."

by House Vista January 29, 2009

Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand November 13, 2007

Christmas boner

The strange erection you get on Christmas morning due to the excitement of opening presents or the thought of opening presents.

I got a Christmas boner when I saw a huge present by the tree that was for me.

by GaMeRuInEr December 30, 2006

Boner Party

The best game ever. Whoever can keep their raging boner up long enough wins.

Dude, last night Jeff and I played boner party!

by JellyBelly5 November 25, 2011

tittie boner

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused

The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner

by Phishman631 April 20, 2008

Storm Boner

The uncharacteristic giddiness of meteorologists when a major weather event occurs.

With all the earthquakes and hurricane issues, all the weather people are getting storm boners...

by Animalvader August 30, 2011