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Bob Onminob

A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.
- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"
by STND March 11, 2009
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Water Bob

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.
Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
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emo-Bob

A general all round name for a teenage boy who is emo. however this doesn't mean there actual name has any relevance to it.
Ayshe: hey emo-Bob

Robert:yer?
by emo4th3win March 21, 2010
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Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.
Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.
by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018
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Dumbo-Bob

A person of such low intelligence that harsher insults wouldn’t be appropriate because they're too stoopid to understand.
Liotta couldn’t figure out how to plug in a lamp, what a Dumbo-Bob!
by Turf Sniffer April 17, 2020
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Bob Dummy

An MMA dummy used for precision striking. Is sometimes mistook for a punching bag, which is used for power more so than precision.
"Ive been using this Bob Dummy for improving my accuracy for punches and kicks and it's really been working!"
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
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Schmigg Bobbed

Used in a bit on the viral sensation that is the SuperMega podcast. This was a bit made by Aronld Hanson from the hit show Game Theory where he parodied an episode of Seinfeld. The definition of this word is unclear, BUT you don't wanna get schmigg bobbed! Or do you? This word my have racial origin.
"You don't want to get schmigg bobbed Jerry."
"Oh you don't want to get schmigg bobbed!"
"Getting schmigg bobbed aint so bad."
by garfieldfeet May 18, 2020
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