Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up
by fatttt December 11, 2016
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blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.
by slideglide June 03, 2024
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A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.
I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.
by Overall1728 September 24, 2023
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Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter
Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind
by CassieWin November 12, 2023
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Cheeto Blindness

Too orange to see
Don had a bad case of Cheeto Blindness so he couldn’t see between the white lines.
by Totesmagoots October 03, 2020
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
by Heather Kerns May 01, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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