Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

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Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019

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joke blind

adjective; someone that is slow to grasp jokes, that doesn't know when someone is joking, or looks too deep into jokes and harasses the person because of some "deeper meaning" that is nowhere present in the joke.

synonym; cancel culture

Joe: Did you hear that Carol went joke blind?
Peter: I just hope she is slow to grasp jokes, not like those annoying people on Twitter.

by Bytti April 14, 2021

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blind quote

A blind quote is an estimate of the cost or service when no, or limited research is done to pin point a more accurate amount or timeline. This is less through than a standard estimate where time is available and given to narrow down a more likely cost or timeframe.

I pushed the guy at the repair shop to tell me some amount for my brake repair. He gave me a blind quote, but said this is his best guess without seeing it, and thus not official.

by mil-town-414 September 8, 2022

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