A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus April 03, 2018
The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.
by CoochPunter July 28, 2019
and im in your twitch chat
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by wilbursimp November 21, 2021
by Sir Crapsaway August 02, 2016
When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away
by bevarnow May 16, 2019