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Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
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