Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS

by The great informer October 12, 2012

Battle of Bethlehem

Following Jesus’ birth, the vile Ricardo Da Stinki decided to attempt to poison the young infants mind using a substance known as “gas”. Safari Al caught word of this, and decided to send his prophets HuvvyPatty and Ogindu Vogindu to battle Ricardo. They finally found Ricardo in a town called Bethlehem and the battle ensued. Rather quickly though, Ricardo was defeated and had to retreat without Jesus...

Damn this fool so weak it remind me of Ricardo in the Battle of Bethlehem...

by Slater89 October 8, 2020

Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.

That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’

by anonymous March 4, 2023

Tornado battle

The tornado battle is the act(a quite homosexual one) of spinning your erect penis in a tornado motion into another persons penis that is still and erect. The point is to hold out for as long as possible-like a game of uncle.

"Me and damian had a crazy tornado battle, I lasted 5 minutes but he ended up cumming on my dick, I think he's gay"

by THE401SAVAGE April 1, 2016

battle dome

When you are getting head from a Buff man and begin shouting war cries as you finish him

Double points if you angry dragon him

"Hey bro I'm ok with you being gay but please stop getting battle dome while I'm at the flat

by Dr. definitely not smart October 5, 2023

Battle Banter

Scenes in Anime where characters have a foreboding conversation to insinuate their impending victory in a sophisticated, voguish, high class, and elegant manner…it makes them look hot 🥵

Friend 1- Omg this battle banter is such a turn on

by MemoryFam July 19, 2022

battle dump

When in a group, one has to go take a poop, stating he's taking one for the group.

"I need to take a dump," "Go for me will ya?" "I got you! I'll take a battle dump!"

by TwoKarma July 21, 2024