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Bass Clarinet

It's like a clarinet and saxaphone put together. It is 900 decatrillion times better than a ordinary soprano clarinet (the most common clarinet, the one you start off with before the bass). The Bass Clarinet is ballin. Freakin wayyy better. I don't know you, but some people that are insane about it say it's "The Sexiest Instrument Ever!". I'd say it is the sexiest instrument too because of it's elegent design.
It also has a beastly sound dude. No kidding man. The Bass Clarinet is the Beast overall!

The clarinet is bull. It's too old school. Not enough "Manlyness".
by bassclarinetdude June 20, 2009
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bassie

A dualistic moniker -the ultimate compliment or a sly insult. It can be applied to anyone residing in Vancouver, Canada.

Usage has also been reported in Nanaimo, Canada.
"You bassie!" (said after your friend brings you your favourite brie cheese).
"That bassie!" (said about the girl who just slept with your girlfriend).
by Head Bassie September 29, 2004
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Basenji

The Basenji is a small, short haired hunting dog from Africa. It is short backed and lightly built, appearing high on the leg compared to its length. The wrinkled head is proudly carried on a well arched neck and the tail is set high and curled. Elegant and graceful, the whole demeanor is one of poise and inquiring alertness. The balanced structure and the smooth musculature enables it to move with ease and agility. The Basenji hunts by both sight and scent. Characteristics--The Basenji should not bark but is not mute. The wrinkled forehead, tightly curled tail and swift, effortless gait (resembling a racehorse trotting full out) are typical of the breed.

Ideal height for dogs is 17 inches and bitches 16 inches. Dogs 17 inches and bitches 16 inches from front of chest to point of buttocks. Approximate weight for dogs, 24 pounds and bitches, 22 pounds. Lightly built within this height to weight ratio.

The head is proudly carried. Eyes--Dark hazel to dark brown, almond shaped, obliquely set and farseeing.
Wrinkles appear upon the forehead when ears are erect, and are fine and profuse. Side wrinkles are desirable, but should never be exaggerated into dewlap.

Neck of good length, well crested and slightly full at base of throat. Well set into shoulders. Topline--Back level. Body--Balanced with a short back, short coupled and ending in a definite waist. Ribs moderately sprung, deep to elbows and oval. Slight forechest in front of point of shoulder. Chest of medium width. Tail is set high on topline, bends acutely forward and lies well curled over to either side.

Coat short and fine. Skin very pliant.
Color--Chestnut red; pure black; tricolor (pure black and chestnut red); or brindle (black stripes on a background of chestnut red); all with white feet, chest and tail tip. White legs, blaze and collar optional. The amount of white should never predominate over primary color. Color and markings should be rich, clear and well-defined, with a distinct line of demarcation between the black and red of tricolors and the stripes of brindles.
An intelligent, independent, but affectionate and alert breed. Can be aloof with strangers. ..partial AKC standard
My Basenji ate my homework, shredded all the TP, ate the couch, defurred the cat, and ordered pizza with my credit card.
by barkless January 1, 2008
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Basskitten

A modern-times femail with sex appeal generally associated with the techno music scene.
"I went to this rave over the weekend and hooked up with this hot basskitten.."
by Jubba Juick May 18, 2005
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Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007
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bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.
Man, Tom is so bastarded.
by niggakooch August 18, 2009
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basementing

The act of sitting in a basement and doing nothing. Most commonly this is found in a group of friends who are boring and have nothing else to do, or are too lazy to get off their asses and make something of their lives. Basementing is the opposite of adventure.
Yo, you want to go over to Chris'?
nah bro they're just basementing again.
lets go climb a mountain and go basejumping.
YEA!
by the real patyfatycake February 20, 2011
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