beat around the meat

The shit you've been laughing about the rest of the school day after your friend said it

Friend: so this one is 4.5 long right?
You: just make it five and have it done who gives a fuck
Friend: lets not beat around the meat dude just get the measurements right
You: HAHAHA ha ha funny... beat around the meat

Friend: CAN YOU GET THE FUCKING MEASUREMENTS???

by 4skinLiquor May 26, 2019

Male Fag Around

is when a dude or dudes walks by another dude and the dude turns to look at the dude/dudes ass like men do when a girl walks by. Also known as the MFA.

Yo that guy is such a fruity pebble I saw him give you the Male Fag around when you walked passed him.

or

I was looking at the reflection as i walked by your homeboy Fred and I saw him give me the MFA, my ass started feeling hot so i covered it with both hands and started running!!

by Chodeysmacks October 30, 2012

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're supposed to do and they're just running around the pitch.

Person 1: Mate, what the hell is john doin'

Person 2: I don't fucking know, he's just all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

Jambon's All Around

A phrase to say in celebration when somthing goes successfully for a group of people previously stuck on an issue or problem.

Can be used as a question or as a statement of reward.

Person A - "We did it guys",

Person B - "I can't believe we're finally done, Jambon's all around lads?
Person A,B - "Omg Finally Yes"

by Réiva February 25, 2022

i get around

a song by the beach boys

I get around (Yeah)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around
I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down the (round and up and down)
Same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are
Hip (driving up and down the same old strip)
My buddies and me are getting (real well) known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round oooo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
Wa wa oo
We always take my car
'Cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet
With the girls we meet
None of the guys go steady
'Cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home
Now on a Saturday night
(I get around)
Get around round round
I get around (From town to town)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm a real cool head)
Get around round round
I get around (I'm makin' real good bread)
Get around round round
I get around (I get around, round)
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
Round round get around
I get around
Yeah

by quandledanle September 19, 2023

kickin the grass around

the process of smoking weed

we are all just sitting here kickin the grass around

by lacy hudson January 20, 2009

Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020