why am i single

Why am I single?

You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.

You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’

Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot

by A and I soup that's gay for yo December 21, 2019

i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no thanks, I am cool like that.

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

I am in love with you

Something you say when you are drunk or high. No meaning at all. Never say it to anyone.

her: I am in love with you
him: are you drunk?

by whathello March 15, 2021

AM Meli 5th weapon

A weapon for "Assault Mode" Berserk Meliodas what don't exists for this moment (30 May 2022) but will EVENTUALLY stop existn't in future

"Am Meli 5th weapon when?"

by bogalo4 May 30, 2022

I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

by CracklyNewt May 21, 2023

Luke, I am your father

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005

Why the hell am I here???

A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.

I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???

UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???

by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017