Skeet N' Greet

When you perform highly amusing sexual acts with a person which involve an ejaculatory emission, and then introduce yourself after the fact.

I met her at the bar, we were totally drunk, then we did a little skeet n' greet. She was all, "by the way, I'm Shauntelle!"

by biggie.mollz January 29, 2009

Hide and Go Skeet

One person counts while everyone goes and hides. While each person hides they jerk off. If a person is found before they finish they lose.

Dennis didn't cum before Jill found him in Hide and Go Skeet, so he loses.

by Dammann6000 December 17, 2008

skeet er done

When you are having a one night stand and you blow your load on a chic. When your done you say skeet er done and shove her out the door!

oh baby your soooo good! oh oh oh... alright..skeet er done! Im sorry baby, im gonna have to ask you to leave!!!

by ronisha March 11, 2008

skeet at first sight

a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "

She makes you skeet at first sight

by its matt July 18, 2009

Yeet in my Skeet

To cum inside a girls vagina

Guy: “I’m gonna cum.”
Girl: “yes yeet in my skeet.”

by I_need_some_jesus February 15, 2020

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

meet, greet, skeet

meet a person, greet them, then hit it

i dont need relationships i just wanna meet, greet, skeet

by frde45r56tyuhnjfdk September 25, 2008