vestigial virgin

Someone who remains a virgin much longer than normal, not by choice, but through circumstance.
"The 40 Year Old Virgin" is about Andy Stitzer a vestigial virgin.
by D1388 February 03, 2016
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Extra virgin

Chad: Hey what’s your favorite band

Beta male: I love weezer
Chad: oh so you’re extra virgin
by JustSomeGuy0324 May 29, 2021
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virgin butthole

An asshole that has not yet been penetrated in sex.
"What say I revoke your Anal Virgin status with some Anal Defloration in that virgin butthole of yours?"
by TheFuckestUppest December 02, 2015
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Neurodi-virgin

A neurodivergent person whose complete and pathological lack of game makes it impossible for them to get laid and dooms them to the bestfriend zone forever.
Dude, did you see Aaron's neurodi-virgin ass trying to make a move on Olivia the other day? I felt like I was watching an episode of the Good Doctor.
by AD4K November 08, 2022
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Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.
As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.
by run its bc March 06, 2012
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Semi Virgin

1. Someone who has a girlfriend but doesn't have penetrative sex is a semi virgin Just be touchy with each other or dry hump.

2. Someone who has sex via sexting is also a semi virgin.
1. Carl and Maya dry humped at Carl's house. Both of them are semi virgins as that's their first time.

2. Clara is a semi virgin as she sexted with Jake and that's her first sexual experience
by Carl_Johnson January 19, 2023
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metro virgin

privileged white kids who have their own car and never ride the metro, so when it's time to ride the metro, they are confused scared little bunnies.
virgin: how does the metro work?
normal person: metro virgin!
by sdkajflasj February 13, 2017
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