jizz monkey

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Jizz-Kill

To be used in place of cockblock and fun killer but only when both are applicable.

"Jennifer, He came home early. God, what a jizz-kill"

by ctrlpew May 8, 2020

Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you

Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later

by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015

jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.

Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!

by Pepe99 July 10, 2016

jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

High on jizz

When someones extremely intoxicated on hard drugs

"buddys flying, hes on a strong batch of jizz"
"whats wrong with him? Is he high on jizz? .. Yea, hes jizzerd."
"Did you get the jizz?"
"Hes on cum bro"
"Hes got jizz for brains"

by highonjizz August 2, 2016

jizz toot

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.

Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.

by anonymous February 10, 2023