double deuce

Often referred to as 22oz beer/ alcoholic beverage. Much like (40's), are the 40 ounce counterpart.

Yo, grab me a double deuce Icehouse at the store and some black and milds.

by Slimothy smooth James January 14, 2021

deuce deuce

Fire gun that uses .22 caliber bullets

Take the deuce deuce, we're gonna need it

by og_gangsta_NY April 28, 2023

Deuce

when the fist is clenched and ready to smack the crap outta someone/thing it is referred to as a "Deuce"

You say that one more time and im gonna have to give you the deuce
I got a couple of deuces with your name on 'em

by Steve the Joker November 12, 2003

deuce

A tall guy. A very loud annoying child. He has no friends and is gay. He hasn't came out yet. He is nice if he gets his way. Besides that he's an ass.

Deuce no one likes you.

by Glorious solitary lad April 16, 2022

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009