A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.
Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.
by GarMic October 09, 2023
A game played by someone who continues a pattern of getting cucked. Only to get so shocked they want to die. Only to repeat the cycle, as it is a very addictive game.
by Dustie567 July 13, 2022
Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
When someone is on the receiving end of ordering a crap meal (worst thing on the menu) and the rest of the table is enjoys their delicious food. All the while they sit and watch a their friends enviously like a cuckold.
Eddie sat and watched while his compatriots enjoyed their beautiful meals. He unfortunately had ordered the blt that the kitchen had not even bothered to put bacon on. In that moment he had been food cucked.
by Sushidushi August 21, 2021
a bite of a sandwich which is lacking in defining ingredients (such as meat), as a result of those ingredients being pulled away from the sandwich in other bites.
by Lady Applesauce June 17, 2024
Watching your partner get hot and heavy with a Latin salsa partner while you watch from the sidelines.
by SalsaCuckOG February 01, 2024
When the cuck is watching you, but you aren't the cuck, you are the reverse cuck.
by VexingVays November 13, 2023