dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and pull out and there is dust all over your dick

Example: Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

Tim- "Brad I fucked Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Ah cool, did you give her a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 19, 2015

dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 August 20, 2015

Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.

Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.

by Cheldrainos June 18, 2019

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 07, 2024

Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.

I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.

by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019

A Dusty

Declining a member of senior command's request to join a small group/discord/sub-division named 101st, having a particular distaste for VCOM Zach

"Oh, I pulled A Dusty today when I declined Zach's request.

by JMR101Ghost December 29, 2019

A Dusty

Declining a member of Senior Command's join request to the 101st discord or group. Having a particular grudge against VCOM Zach.

Oh, I pulled A Dusty when I declined VCOM Zach's request today.

by JMR101Ghost December 29, 2019