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Countdown Daddy

A stuck up misogynist pig that truly believes they are are on higher plane than women as they have a moderately capable level of brain functionality.

A countdown daddy is usually a frail and sad male that targets lone women and attacks with their mansplaining to try and gain testosterone power.
Countdown Daddy: If you weren’t such a stupid linear thinking woman then nothing would have to be mansplained to you..

Woman: Looks like we’ve got ourselves a Countdown Daddy.
by Rachie Rhi Rhi March 24, 2021
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daddy oreo

what matt daddario hears demons whisper at him in his nightmares
omg i love daddy oreo so much!! #shumdario 4ever!!!!
i may be twelve but daddy oreo can like,,get it
by magnusbone June 5, 2018
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femme daddy

“A femme daddy is a badass woman who will take care of you. She has her shit together. She knows how to do grownup shit, like make reservations. She’s good in bed. She has sophisticated taste in restaurants. She has femme energy and fierce femme style. She’ll open the door for you, and later order you a car home. A femme daddy is the opposite of a fuckboy." -Zara Barrie (for GO Magazine)

While Mommi is an aesthetic, "Daddy is complicated and can be hard to define. Daddy is a feel."

-Erin Sullivan and Kayla Upadhyaya (for AutoStraddle)
When you say, "She's a femme daddy" they'll ask, “How can she be a daddy? I thought all daddies were butches?” -Zara Barrie
by femme_M December 12, 2021
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Daddy Doinker

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.
Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!
by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022
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sugay daddy

the word speaks for itself.
X: bruh I'm a single broke virgin who obsesses over overpriced iPhones & Samsung Galaxy, gotta get me a sugay daddy ASAP
by cowfisher July 7, 2020
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daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018
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Daddy chan

Daddy chan is a phrase that can be used in any situation. It could be a greeting, goodbye, roast etc. It is perfect for getting out of awkward situations on vc. It’s mostly useful in vc scenarios. To say it correctly you need to say daddy like your moaning it and chan like your cumming. You know you’ve done it correctly when you can say daddy, wait 3 seconds and then say chan and no one says anything in between.
“Hey so where is jack at”

Daddy chan

“Wtf”
by Galiafegamknf April 6, 2021
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