Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.

Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night

by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.

"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"

by Kingyd November 19, 2023

Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023

Watch it

"Watch it! Watch it!" ~ Steven Crowder

Hym "Watch it or what, bitch? The only thing you're about to watch is half your money leave your bank account you fucking idiot! HA! You're going to watch your kids half the time! Or less after that fucking video! Hahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

watch the tramcar please

some phrase that is always spat out of a speaker on a wildwood boardwalk tramcar. everyone hates it, but loves it

bob: yo dude how was wildwood?
joe: watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please watch the tramcar please

by quandledanle April 30, 2023

Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.

Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023