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Left-Winger

Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:

• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.

• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.
"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."
by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022
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tit in a wringer

This is the last survivor of one of many "Haven't heard anything like that since Grandma (Grandpa) ..." expressions that used to mean someone was overdramatizing their problems. Implied the person commented on was acting like a whiny old person. "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny got her tit caught in the wringer" was what you'd say when, e.g., a coworkers spent the morning complaining about someone having taken the last cup of coffee and not making a fresh pot.
"And everyone forgot to tell me that Awards Day is next week! Why doesn't anyone ever tell me? Doesn't anyone care ...." etc.

(whispered to friend) "Haven't heard anything like that since Granny caught her tit in a wringer."

(Alternatives that once were common) "Haven't heard anything like that since someone put a cherry bomb in Grandpa's truss."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Granny sat on the toilet plunger."

"Haven't heard anything like that since Grandpa got a turd stuck sideways."
by old lang guy September 18, 2008
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bat wing

When a male takes his excess skin on his testicles and streches out to look like or resemble a bat wing.
"I dont have enough skin to make a bat wing damnit"
by Henri June 17, 2006
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Covid-19 Is Right-wing.

When the coronavirus has a soft spot for right-wing governments, whose leaders are often morally bankrupt and managerially inept, as their fake leaderships currently account for over half the world’s infections and nearly half the deaths.
Think of the US, Brazil, India, and Russia. The failure of these nations’ rogue leaders to contain the coronavirus pandemic arguably shows that “Covid-19 is right-wing.”
by MathPlus March 26, 2021
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wing-wang

Matt you wing-wang! You scratched my anchor!
by wraith August 30, 2004
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bat wing

When It's Hot As Fuck And your Sack Sticks To Onle Side Of Your Leg.
Man This Heat Is Giving Bat Wing So Bad People Think Im Batman
by Donnie April 8, 2005
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wing-tip

A peerson way out in the breez. Every event in his local/global environment blows right past him/her.
The wing-tip never consideered that the girl on his arm was a punchcard thay putout like a broken candy machine.
by Andrew Ward January 18, 2004
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