Uncle Steve

The most chill uncle you'll ever have. Always down for throwing a boomerang in the storm with his nephew. It's undoubtedly one hell of an intense moment.

Nephew: Uncle Steve, there's a storm brewing.
Uncle Steve: Time to throw some boomerangs.

by corruptsociety October 19, 2019

bus uncle

A six-minute film showing a grumpy man scolding a fellow bus passenger in Hong Kong for interrupting his cell phone call.Bus Uncle,as the film is known,has been viewed nearly 1.7m times on the video website Youtube.com-the second most-viewed video on the site in May-spawning spoofs and new slang.The grainy film,which is apparently shot with a mobile phone on the top o'a double-decker bus, is hilarious for its absurdity and dramatic twists.The film starts with the middle-aged protagonist reacting strongly when a young man sitting behind him taps his shoulder 2 ask him 2 keep his voice down while talkin'on the phone.

Bus uncle:"I don't know you.You don't know me.Why do you do this?"the infuriated man says, punctuating the sentence by jabbing his right hand downward in the air.When the young man,who rarely talks back during the argument,expresses an unwillingness to continue the conversation, the middle-aged man explodes,"This is not resolved!This is not resolved!"-now a catchphrase in Hong Kong.He goes on to say:"I face pressure.You face pressure.Why did you provoke me?"Just when the dispute seems to have ended after the young man apologises and the two shake hands,the young man takes issue with profanity used by the middle-aged man,who then launches into another round of swearwords.Netusers've also added Chinese&English subtitles.The video has inspired numerous spoofs,including a karaoke version and a rap song using the middle-aged man's refrain:"I face pressure.You face pressure."

by Jackie Wong December 30, 2006

uncle sam's pig roast

Uncle Sam's Pig Roast (n) - The act of copulation with an obese woman on the fourth of July.

"Brian's walking kind of funny, he must've gone to Uncle Sam's Pig Roast... by the way, happy Independance Day!!"

by mr & jb September 3, 2006

Uncle Frank

A common name for child loving uncles

"Uncle Frank is a child molester"

"Stop that uncle frank'

by i like it tight like an alley July 13, 2009

Uncle Tom

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1. Uncle Tom is a person of any race of any color that degrades his own people. on a consistent basis. 2. race traitor

by Uppity White Man October 17, 2018

uncle ted

the real definition of an "uncle ted" is someone who walks into an empty restroom full of empty stalls, other than the one you are in, and opts to drop a major duece in the stall right next to you, which in turn annoys the fuck out of you just like your uncle ted does. Not recommended as uncle tedding someone can get your shoes pissed on.

"dude, im pissed as fuck."
"why what happened?"
"I was enjoying my peaceful morning shat session when some asshole decided to uncle ted me."
"what did you do?"
"I pissed on his shoes."
"good, he deserved it. Some people!"

by dabizz January 1, 2008

Bobs Your Uncle

British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.

Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.

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Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle

by manoguv December 28, 2007