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twat spreader 

twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not a door!

The technical name for a piece of training equipment found in gyms.

Used for stretching of and muscle tonuing of the hip abductor muscle or "twat"

Frequently used by fit older women; Milfs, and older women who wish they were fit; cougars.

*To females do not make eye contact while using this machine
"Bro look at that dime on the twat spreader, i think she isnt wearing panties..."

My two favorite things in this gym is the twat spreader and the yoga pants that sit in them, a thing of beauty to be admired by all.
Related Words

Twat Tweet 

A random nude picture, commonly sent through social media, that displays all or some genitalia.
"You know you can trust me with some twat tweets baby!"

Or

Person 1: "Did you see the pic James got at 4am last night?"

Person 2: "Ya, that was one nice twat tweet."
Twat Tweet by Xeroe July 17, 2014

Twat potatoes 

Large bulging and off putting pussy lips that protrude like potatoes on either side of the vagina.
Man that girl had some lumpy labia.
Sounds like she had twat potatoes.

Hey are those pussy testicals?
No I have twat potatoes. :(

twat cone 

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."
twat cone by 9109bm December 28, 2014

twat tonsil 

Bulbus upper inner thighs, resembling tonsils, that act as a protective barrier to the twat.
I was naked when I fell in the mud...LUCKILY my twat tonsils kept my puddy from getting dirty...
twat tonsil by PHATAZ February 24, 2015

twat yachting 

The sailing of ones penis in the vast oceans of a wet vagina.
Damn son, I was twat yachting all night in her pussy.
twat yachting by Trigga Bone August 18, 2016