Velvet Hat Trick

A sexual act involving:

1: A threesome.
2: Using all three female orifices in the same session.

1: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought a prostitute.
2: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me unless we did a Velvet Hat Trick, so I bought some vaseline.

by Zanderif September 26, 2007

jedi mind trick

A method of persuasion that involves directly stating what you want your subject to believe.

"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
"These aren't the droids we're looking for."

by Philip L. Welch February 13, 2004

FDR Hat Trick

An American President can achieve a "FDR Hat Trick" if they experience an economic crisis and a war, all while having a debilitating disease, during his or her time in office.

FDR went through the Great Depression, and World War II, and remained one of the most accomplished presidents even though he had polio, and scored himself a FDR Hat Trick.

The only other president to have an FDR Hat Trick was President George W. Bush, who led the nation through Iraq, through an economic clusterfuck, but was elected even though he is mentally retarded.

by The Pie Piracy January 16, 2009

old indian trick

The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something.

Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick."

by Mikey0715 January 21, 2011

Philly Hat Trick

Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.

Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street

Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight

A: What's a good way to make my heart explode?
B: The Philly Hat Trick.

by drexel joey b April 19, 2009

Pedigree Chum Trick

To take a tin of pedigree chum, open and mash into a paste. Then rub the paste onto either female or male sexual organs. Then get pet dog your's or neighbours and allow to lick off. Add more paste for longer sensation.

I had the best orgasm last night from by doing the pedigree chum trick

by Penny Fox April 16, 2010

Roll some tricks

To let a man place his balls over a woman's face and let her use her tongue to roll over his balls in a circular motion.

Hey baby, you wanna roll some tricks?

by Hotshit ow ow March 1, 2008