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Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.
"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."
by mikeohl December 14, 2007
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hella-tool

Anyone who uses the word hella in a sentance.
Dude, did you just say " hella tight "? You are the biggest hella-tool I've ever seen!
by jd January 30, 2004
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tool bag

a person who hangs out with tools
he is their ringleader who carries the rest of the tools along with him, like a bag that carries tools
Michael is such a tool bag all he ever does is hang around with tools
by wordception June 18, 2011
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Tool Box

Refers to a frat house whose population includes a "tool majority" (aka) many tools in one frat house
"Those tools from Alpha Kai ransacked our kitchen then legged it back to their tool box"
by XdancingqueenX September 14, 2009
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tool box

a trader at Natexis Bleichroeder whose pythons are very sick. he is constantly ridiculed for his words and actions, even shunned.
"Got you are such a TOOL BOX!!!!"
by mpcevoy July 27, 2006
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roman tool box

When you are having anal sex, and you pull out while continuing to hold it open with your fingers while simultaneously inserting your nuts into the asshole and letting it close shut
Mary was surprised when Joe pulled his penis out of her ass, but was pleasantly surprised when she figured out it was only a roman tool box
by Fridays1 February 24, 2017
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Tool-Shed Negro

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U.

A clever take on the classic "Field-Niggah"/"House-Niggah" debate ever present in Black America.

This variety being one who can capably function in the "fields" of the culture of black folk, per se, while somehow also managing the "house" of an adverse greater society at large. A sort of human buffer-state; a conduit. Tool shed serving as metaphor for common ground, as he/she is often used, regarded -or taken advantage of- equally by opposing sides.

Tool-shed negroes are rare and generational. They usually have polarizing personalities and are of the intellectual/creative/free-spirited type (a lá James Baldwin, Michelle Obama, Kanye West et al.)
"...fuck you Uncle Tom! I'm a Tool-Shed Negro!!!"
by Clara Blanqy March 14, 2019
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