toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.

I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!

by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

Toilet

toilet

poop in the toilet

by appointment March 10, 2018

Toilet

A place where all the magic happens

The toilet was a blast today

by Poofyfarts100 March 15, 2018

toilet nigga

a nigga who spends 30 minutes on the toilet.

this nigga is a toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018

tilt skillet

When you bend your girl over and pee in her butthole.

Hey Karen, come over here so I can give you a tilt skillet!

by JG Whitworth July 3, 2018

Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018