Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.
1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!
2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.
2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.
by anonymous January 19, 2021
Get the Venice’s Royal Toastmug. Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"
If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!
If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!
by Meghanfan March 7, 2021
Get the Loaded piece of toastmug. Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast
by Sean Donnie February 17, 2017
Get the Oklahoma French toastmug. tell
new
illness
choke
swop
ivory
conscious
sweet
conscience
doll
anniversary
defendant
confusion
manufacturer
origin
feel
staircase
rung
fisherman
video
character
candle
silk
fragrant
cheque
sand
keep
sniff
have
withdrawal
deteriorate
button
progressive
dry
negligence
destruction
attachment
insert
trade
straw
hammer
thoughtful
obligation
left
disco
please
obese
development
foster
monk
new
illness
choke
swop
ivory
conscious
sweet
conscience
doll
anniversary
defendant
confusion
manufacturer
origin
feel
staircase
rung
fisherman
video
character
candle
silk
fragrant
cheque
sand
keep
sniff
have
withdrawal
deteriorate
button
progressive
dry
negligence
destruction
attachment
insert
trade
straw
hammer
thoughtful
obligation
left
disco
please
obese
development
foster
monk
by Fatmire Makaio June 4, 2021
Get the Disguised toastmug. When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'
Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent
by Bone Apple Tea August 30, 2016
Get the Lack Toast and Taller Rentmug. A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
Get the milk and toast kind of guymug. it's a Persian proverb and it means that:
You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
You don't need to boast when you got no penny to bless yourself with.
Great boast (but) empty pockets (to buy sth).
How can you afford to buy such an expensive jewellery with an empty pocket?
Great boast little toast!
Great boast little toast!
by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016
Get the great boast little toastmug.