cost-cop

The Costco worker that scans your items

When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.

Turns out it was Liza Koshy!

by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018

Cop Block (or copblock)

Cop Block (or copblock) ©® is a thing which blocks your vision, as like the thing which undermines a criminal's vision is a cop; and also, an individual, group or other person, place, thing, event or idea which runs interference with police, while one or more gets away.

The PD cop block (or copblock) everything I do so I have to send a cop block (or copblock) to run interference.

by Howard W. Moore, 3rd August 27, 2021

Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker

Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)

by Mrs. Nesbit March 6, 2022

Cop On

Irish term for common sense, the ability to recognise something and do it because you should just know how and when to

Person 1: What am I supposed to do again

Person 2: For Christs sake, would ya have a bit of cop on

by RandomIrishFella May 23, 2023

Cop a seat

A british phrase that means "Get a seat".

Usually used when you and a friend wants to get seats quickly

"Come on George! Lets cop a seat."

by British fooker May 14, 2019

Cop

One thing a young cop that really does want to improve relations betweens police officers and civilians has working against him is that there is no one more full of shit than a cop, except a cop on TV. An idealistic guy in his early 20's might not see that yet, even if other people do. It's not the kind of thing they would teach you at an academy, even if it might save a life on either side of the law for both sides of the law to know it.

You want to appear to be a cop or do you want to be a cop? You want to be on TV?

- Dingham

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

Cop Bump

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.

The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.

by Peleke9 July 31, 2016