Thomas the dank engine

the most badass motherfucking train in the whole fucking world that likes do motorboat big tits. he is the man can steal your girl just by looking at them

dude did you hear Thomas the dank engine is coming to town you better watch out for your girl so don't steal her

by ConsumePP04 June 12, 2019

Thomas Beswick-Wright

hes a philosophical bitch boy who is the PHATEST NERD who plays D&D like every fucking weekend and has such a SMALL FUCK PENIS

bro your such a fucking Thomas Beswick-Wright

by Beinis man August 13, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a cool, calm, collective dude who flexes a lot but has a sweet charm that no one can resist (including me ;) ). He likes telling jokes and says he is the best gamer in school due to his gaming laptop. No one (girls) is safe from his adorable ness.

Look a flexer, must be Thomas

by Miracle_workkkker☺ November 24, 2019

Thomas is Gay

A Thomas is a very gay specimen of male, normally they are quite short and will tell other people that they are gay and that they are straight but inside they are wishing they were sucking dick.

Did you know that you are a 'Thomas is Gay'

by Thomasshitter September 20, 2020

Thomas selby

Thomas selby is a man who has a massive ass

“Omg look it’s Thomas Selby and his fat ass”

by Gazzaben22 March 9, 2022

Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.

i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas

by GGGangster May 17, 2006

dylon thompson

Dylon is a gorgeous guy with a beautiful mind and awesome body. He's a literal sex god and loves turning on his lover. Dylon is the best man to have ever graced the Earth with his presence and also has a nice dick. If you cross him, he'll probably consume your soul. He also has a weird thing for world domination, so watch out.

Guy: Who's that beautiful boy?

Other guy: Oh, that's Dylon Thompson. He's a sexy, passionate, intelligent, talented, ambitious, god.

by Not_Dylon May 30, 2016