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Wave Tissue

Blowing your nose as a large wave crashes over you, therefore eliminating snot/boogers in a discreet way. Commonly used by those too lazy to just get out of the water and find a tissue.
While I was on a date with Cameron I could tell my nose was about to drip. Rather than gross him out I quickly used the Wave Tissue!
by ShannaBanana15 July 31, 2010
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The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.
Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"
by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023
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Flag Waving DoucheBag

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
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Wave

Having the freaking ocean making everyone seasick 🤢
Did y'all see active niggas waves?
by cece402 October 26, 2018
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pinkie wave

a greeting you may recieve when you have a shrimp dick
“bro why does tiffany keep giving me a pinkie wave at me?”
“oh bro, that sucks
by pinkiedick June 9, 2024
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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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Schrodinger's Wave

When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"

"How so?"

"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."

"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023
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