Royal steamer

The action of defecating on someone else’s closed toilet seat.
Not to be confused with an upper decker.

The party was a bust, so I left a royal steamer.

by pickle-chips July 10, 2024

kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Lannister Steamer

When a guy asks his sister to urinate and defecate on him.

"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"

by Propelhue June 15, 2022

thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.

Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.

by SubOhm June 27, 2023

Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

Dutch steamer

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)

Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

by emiT enO keeG May 8, 2024

Hawaiian Steamer

When you take a shit with the shower on

You could hear it she took a Hawaiian steamer

by Hellohowgoes April 1, 2025