Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 09, 2018
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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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Jihad Roast

The act where one roasts oneself in order to roast another person. This method is very risky and should be used in desperate situations.
Billy - "HAH I just fucked your mom !"
James - "My mom died 2 years ago I didnt know you were into necrophilia"
Billy - "Damn I just got Jihad Roasted"
by Inwestphilyborn September 29, 2016
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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French ancestry, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 03, 2021
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Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.
Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”
by BappaRoast November 03, 2021
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roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians
John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.
by Gap was here June 02, 2016
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Octo-Roast

1: An Octo-Roast is the art of having sexual intercourse with exactly 8 people. Not quite the average 'gang bang', this is an Octo-Roast, achieved by only the greatest in the industry!

2: To have sexual intercourse with an Octopus, or to insert an Octopus inside yourself. As seen on the internet!
1: That Octo-Roast last night left me sore all over!

2: That Octopus was great in bed, better than my husband!
by Captain Clap November 05, 2009
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