Mums

When you need to swear down on something you say ‘mums’. Commonly used in London slang.

John: did you pull last night?
Jim: yeh man I did

John: Nah, I don’t believe you

Jim: Mums! I swear I did!

by Rg113 October 10, 2018

Ur mum

Obviously the kid who can’t even talk and says ur mum. Basically kids just say ur mum gae so what am I talking about?

Yo joe

Joe: UR MUM GAE

Steve: wow you can’t talk

by The guy with a dumb name November 15, 2019

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

At all the country you will be send to adoption if mum is tired.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

your mum i have fucked

lmao it might be true

i fucked your mum tyson, your mum i have fucked

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Ur Mum is Gay

An insult which is the worst insult in the world, beating Ur Dad is Gay!

It is usually used by really immature 12 year olds being bored at lunch.

"Hey you, Ur Mum is Gay!"

by Your_Nash December 8, 2020

MUM

A funny name to call your mom when you are feeling funny.

Kid: Finds 20 bucks in the streets. Goes home.
Mom: Hey Bob!
kid: Hi MUM

by kurma March 13, 2018

Chief Mum

A Chief Mum is a mother who has respectfully parented her child into having good head on their shoulders. Good manners, groomed well at the start of the day but then they still know how to have fun, get dirty at the playground and be presentable at the end of the day. And aren’t *sshole kids because their Chief Mum would firmly & politely, without ever having to raise her voice, whip them into line.

Don’t mess with Charlotte’s Mum, she’s a Chief Mum.

Look at Charlotte, she’s always so well mannered. That’s because she has a a Chief Mum .

by Aussie Mums Rule February 6, 2021