Grownup kiss

(1)The act of having sex.
(2)What parents tell children instead of using the term sex
(3) pick-up line to use on random girls.

"hey girl. Trying to grownup kiss"

by Br00t4l Mudkip April 28, 2010

Custodian Kiss

To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.

Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”

Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”

by Arg Arg Boyo November 2, 2018

sneaky kiss

n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead

I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.

by sweet.potato October 1, 2017

Vacuum Kiss

The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.

The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!

by Snydergate June 13, 2017

Wizard's Kiss

n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.

When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.

by alfanky33 January 12, 2019

Mud kiss

A point blank, bare assed fart to the lips.

"Can I give you a mud kiss on the lips?"
"Yeah! Where else would you give a mud kiss?"

by IamRob May 31, 2016

coffee kiss

When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.

This mornings coffee kiss made my day.

by Mmx7 September 24, 2016