austin myers

Someone from a horror movie with a very big forehead. Hes a big fucker.

Dude your such a austin myers

by foog buster January 8, 2020

Austin Bowman

A kid at Kern valley high school who likes kicking sheep’s in the face for attention.

Man I really want to pull and Austin bowman right now!

by AnalBeadsInMyButt March 14, 2019

Austin

Kinda a nerd that can suck it.

SUCK IT AUSTIN!

by Nickolas Sata July 14, 2020

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin-Time

When someone named Austin locks in and chants "It's Austin-time" and "austined" all over the place

Austin: It's Austin-Time!
Girl: No stop!
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by NoPrinterAllFax March 4, 2024

Austin

This guy is really weird and he is also racist he can say the n word all the time and he play fortnite and hes soooo fat his belt is the equater and he loves tiny underaged minor he loves to look at them grabbing his ballsack and he would try to chase down little kids and he loves to eat dogs and cat yum yum

Gosh darn it Austin stop chasing those kids

by Iamsogayandsussy May 11, 2023

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024