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scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?
by Spenser C January 31, 2009
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Crack the egg

A game to play on a trampoline how to play: one person becomes the egg and curls up in the middle of the trampoline the the person/people try to make that person let go of there knees/not curl up by jumping when they do the egg has been cracked and someone else becomes the egg
Person 1:i played crack the egg yesterday
Person 2: what's that?
Person 1*:looks it up on UB*
Person 2:that sounds fun and dangerous!
by I don't even know why March 3, 2020
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Egg man

Dr. Gabor
That Gabor is a total egg man!
by displeased chicken April 10, 2017
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Robin Egg

Street Slang for a blue Watson brand Lortab...
by Phenomentality January 14, 2011
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egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.
Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.
by mister creepy February 23, 2011
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eggs and grits

Codename for: Pills and Coke which is a deadly combination when taken but it will get you energized and you can always get it for da L.O.
That dude just had some scrambled eggs and grits today he was feeling like iron man and now he shittin' on the game. That "we" shit just got played out real quick.
by ogdajuiceman October 9, 2011
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Hard eggs

An obscure and dicy act that, while during lovemaking, (presumably in a normal position) pressure is applied to the abdomen of the female partner (ovaries, hence the "eggs") in quick bursts with the hands.
I gave my bitch some hard eggs last week. Pounded down a natty while she recovered afterward. It was chill.
by RippinOnNC January 25, 2011
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