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Alpha

A person who doesn't handle failure well. Instead of recognizing one's limitations to take an effort to grow oneself, this "alpha" copes with their limitations by adopting a foolish value system that is based on the observations of David L. Mech of wolves (not "African dogs", wolves) in captivity. He has since denounced that his discoveries applies to humans, because humans -- outside of prison -- do not live in captivity. In the wild, this same species of wolves have only the parent/child paradigm rather than this "alpha" crap that insecure men have adopted like it's their DC/Marvel comics super power, when their only "super power" is denial of the truth.

Therefore, an alpha is a person who does not handle failure well.
"I knew that you called yourself 'alpha' when you were rude to your waitress."
by arf79 April 1, 2023
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Alpha

It's just basically me described in one word
I'm the alpha I'm the leader I'm the one to trust
by kuai mei December 31, 2023
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Alpha

“Alpha is Erin
by XxPussyanddicklover6969420xx December 11, 2021
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alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!
by Fuck swa May 15, 2014
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Alpha

sually used as a term for a badass male who attracts women without trying. His superiority and pure confidence allows him to achieve success. He does not WANT, because he is the WANTED. May also be used to describe a "manly" achievement or situation.
Girl: "Did you see Kyle, Logan, and Zach throwing weights around in the gym today?"
Girl2: "Yeah so what? They're alphas."
by Kdiggs100 March 24, 2017
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alpha cough

by coolcraft January 1, 2020
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Alpha betűk

A slang word for the Hungarian alphabet
Boy: Do you know the “alpha betűk”?

Girl: What’s that?

Boy: That’s the Hungarian alphabet!

Girl: Oh, yeah. And how did you make that word up?

Boy: I took the first five letters from “alphabet” and put the word “betűk”, which is the hungarian word for letters, right next to that.

Girl: Then let’s recite the Hungarian alphabet together: A Á B C CS D DZ DZS E É F G GY H I Í J K L LY M N NY O Ó Ö Ő P Q R S SZ T TY U Ú Ü Ű V W X Y Z ZS.

Boy: And if we’re looking at the Hungarian keyboard then all of these letters should be there, except for the diphthongs. You know, those letters that have two or three characters.

Girl: Yeah.

Boy (typing on computer keyboard): §0 '1 "2 +3 !4 %5 /6 =7 (8 )9 Öö Üü Óó Qq Ww Ee Rr Tt Zz Uu Ii Oo Pp Őő Úú Aa Ss Dd Ff Gg Hh Jj Kk Ll Éé Áá Űű Íí Yy Xx Cc Vv Bb Nn Mm ?, :. _-

Girl (looking at computer screen as boy types): Yep, they’re all there"
by brushkit July 28, 2022
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