vanilla spots

Residual semen that's been left on an article of clothing, therefore dried and crusty. The 'vanilla' come from the color of the jizz which resembles a sort of melted vanilla ice cream.

Bob: Look at that girl! She's got some vanilla spots on her pants.

George: Walk of shame maybe?

by aaaaaahhhhhhtheworldisending September 1, 2017

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

Vanilla

Vanilla; not exiting, not kinky, not freaky, just boring.

"Jake is soo vanilla. sex with him is boring"

by anonymous November 13, 2020

vanilla

person who has vanilla sex, typically involves sex which does not include elements of BDSM, kink, or fetishism.

"i like vanilla sex more, its just more romantic."

by bigfriendlynigga December 27, 2019

Vanilla

Lovely dovey sex regardless of context.

"Bro, this Netorare ended up being very Vanilla..."

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Vanilla fiend

Someone who habitually drinks pure vanilla extract jungle juice. They be fiending for that shit.

Dam! Jeffrey here sure is a vanilla fiend! He fiend hard for that shit!

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 19, 2023