texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube

Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler

by Texasrattler April 3, 2019

texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.

“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”

by Khemikil June 12, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019