Tech Support

A person who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge

I thought tech support would be able to assist me but they were clueless

by mafiageek69 September 17, 2024

Pidge Tech

Michael Wheelock

What up Pidge Tech

by usedpencil March 6, 2025

tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by anonymous May 8, 2023

The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

noun -

A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.

Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!

by thetechguild February 5, 2022

Tech-nontechnical

a tech-nontechnical person is a person who is virtuous and understands the concept of highest leadership. He has a better understanding of the importance of decisive, analytical, and passionate decisions when dealing with crucial or importance decision-making situations. Also, he retains his creativity and humanity and close inter-personal bonding skills with others. this person is called and known as a great leader in thousands industry.

Micheal Scott (US The Office) is a terrible human being, but a great boss. - said Jim to his children. Understanding that Micheal is not a perfect man but retains the skills and mindsets of a great tech-nontechnical leader

by muhamad aminuddin September 21, 2023

Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).

Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….

by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022

Tech chic

The fashion you see at tech companies. It's not business casual, it's not tech casual, it's tech chic. To be fashionably casual. Look like you're not trying too hard, but you probably did try pretty hard.

Brad's new sales vest was so tech chic.

by Team J and J January 26, 2018