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High Tech High

A school with lonely, pathetic, troubled losers. The population majority in the school is Jewish, and they are all crazy, stupid, or brainwashed (See Definiton #3). Second comes the depressed nerdy poseur-goths who seem to fit in quite well. If your not Jewish, or a poseur-goth, this is NOT the school for you.
Dude...I have no life, I scare away the opposite sex, and I have no friends....I think I'll go to High Tech High.
by N/A April 17, 2005
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Virginia Tech

verb. The act of going completely insane.
verb. Going on a shooting spree at school.
adj. Insane or deranged.
adj. Violently angry.

Obsoletes: Postal

Gone crazy or insane; irrational. Usually observed anywhere there are large groups of students, i.e., on campus. Came into use after a student lost control of his mental faculties on Virginia Tech campus in Blacksburg, VA and went on a shooting spree, killing 32 and then killing himself.
"JR was having such a hard time getting his mp3 player to work, that he went completely Virginia Tech on it."
by anonymic April 25, 2007
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Tech

damn i gotta new tech nine off dat ghost nigga...shit its a damn lighter
by warmer August 4, 2003
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Tech Girls

Girls with wide mouths.
by Satisfied customer July 18, 2003
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A high school located in Baltimore County. A magnet schook, it has various focus programs based on the individual student's preference. But a magnet must be chosen before the student enrolls. You must also apply.

A side note: Basically run by its non-existent princpial Richard Jester, seeing as how I've only seen the man 7 times since 2006 (My freshman year). Ran by the Class of 2010. All other graduating classes bow to us. As simple as that.
"Yo, where you go to school at?"

"Western Tech a.k.a 2010's chill spot."

"O yea, I heard that yall run dat school."

"Damn straight nigga...Western Tech (Western School of Technology and Environmental Science)"
by How I rock September 30, 2008
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Texas Tech University

One of the premier schools in Texas, and part of the Big 12. Well-known for its academics and athletics team. Texas Tech is located outside of Lubbock, Texas, farther north then the other major Texas universities. Also well known for attempting to join the Texas A&M-UT rivalry and claiming dominance in sports, athletics and general attractiveness of the student population, while truly possessing second-rate academics and an extremely glorified football team. While still a good school, Tech is mostly populated by students who failed to get into A&M or UT and still seek to attend a Texas school.
University of Texas Graduate: I managed to get 5 job offers from major companies!

Texas A&M Graduate: Same here!
Texas Tech University Graduate: Not me, I didn't get any because everyone knows my degree is bullshit
by TheBigF89 October 16, 2010
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Linus Tech Tips

A group of sweaty virgins who believe if something does not have ray tracing it does not have value on this earth
"Wow, Linus tech tips is such a stupid channel"
"I'm unsubscribing for those cunts at Linus Tech Tips"
by Fuck Linus Tech Tips October 6, 2019
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