Shuffling the underlay

Euphemism for female masturbation, aka rub one out, flick the bean.

Where's Betty? She's upstairs, must be shuffling the underlay again.

Shuffling the underlay by mackemlad1 September 17, 2019

the secret side of the urban dictionary 

Huh, you searched this, search 1243566

So I can post this I’ll say it: the secret side of the urban dictionary

the secret side of the urban dictionary by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

Joseph the uncle 

A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.

Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊

Joseph the uncle by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

The world is the ultimate stand 

"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.

Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!

The world is the ultimate stand by Hmmithink123 May 13, 2021

brook the ultimate hero badass 

A man who’s loyalty knows no bounds, trained in martial arts, by an 8 stone sensei, with foundations as strong as the ryvita cracker phenomenon.

Brook the ultimate hero Badass lives near a school

brook the ultimate hero badass by Hotdogbouncer October 9, 2021

shut the up 

when you want someone to shut up but you want to say it politely LOL

you should shut the up landon!!!!!1

shut the up by _pyramid_ August 9, 2022

The back side of the urban dictionary 

Hi! Well uh, thi is even more secret than the secret side uh... Heres the nutrition info of the urban dictionary then.

CALORIES
150
Calcium 40mg 2%
Carbohydrate Total 18g 6%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Total Calories 150
Total Fat 8g 10%

Total Fat Saturated Fat 1g 6%

Total Fat Trans Fatty Acids 0g
Iron 0.3mg 0%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Potassium 50mg 0%
Sodium 210mg 9%
Protein 2g
Sugars 1g
IQ 0.000000001 mg
And that is the nutrition info of the back side of the urban dictionary

The back side of the urban dictionary by i killed my wife for children March 31, 2023