office smudge

The person in the office who turns the simplest tasks into a painstakingly process.

Please don't give that task to Billy. He's the office smudge and will make everyone's life miserable.

by Tortuga12 August 21, 2017

The Office

A region in Manly, Sydney at which young adults conduct important business such as getting pissed (drinking), and may include ripping a cone. The office is equipped with views of Manly Beach.

Hey honey, I'm going to go spend the day at The Office. I won't be back 'till 6 and I'll be roaringly pissed.

by Lord of AwesomeSuace September 16, 2021

office trophy

The trophy that is handed out at TRIES on an almost daily basis for the best comment of the day.

Here, The Dave, have the office trophy, AGAIN

by josh July 20, 2004

Scott’s Office

A more profane description of a public bathroom, toilet, or port o potty. Synonymous to “shitter”

“Be right back, I’m going to Scott’s Office.”, “I’m going to take care of some business in Scott’s Office”, “Can’t find Alex? Did you check Scott’s Office?”

by Hatefile February 16, 2024

GA office

Its jst myth

You can go GA office

by Dont knw November 25, 2021

Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.

My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.

by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019

Officer Big daddy

The kind of guy who thinks he's protecting someone from someone else with a knife by shooting them, rather than disarming them. Shooting is quicker, and there is less risk of injury to the officer involved, but it's also irreversible to the person getting shot and to their family.

There is no easy way to keep somebody who really wants to cut somebody up from doing it, but Officer Big Daddy does have more options than one, even if he doesn't like the hard ones that go with wearing a badge. If you really don't want to have to do anything physically hard at a time you least want to, there really are other jobs you won't endanger people at by making split second decisions that take a life, and assuming that it was always the right move.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021